The size stamped on the ball
Balls come in 1-7/8 inch, 2 inch and 2-5/16 inch, and the number is stamped on the top of the ball. The trailer's coupler has its own size stamped on it too. They have to be the same number.
Towing
Nobody is born knowing what a 2-5/16 is. This is the whole of what you need before you hook up to anything: what the parts are called, which numbers have to match, and what actually happens on the road when they do not.
None of it is specific to us. It is true of any trailer you hire, borrow off a neighbour or buy secondhand.
The four things
Four answers, and all four are readable in a driveway with a phone in your hand. Getting them before you drive out to collect something is the difference between a trip and a wasted afternoon.
Balls come in 1-7/8 inch, 2 inch and 2-5/16 inch, and the number is stamped on the top of the ball. The trailer's coupler has its own size stamped on it too. They have to be the same number.
Four flat pins carry the lights and nothing else. A seven-way round plug carries the lights plus the trailer's brakes and, usually, a charge wire. If the trailer has electric brakes and your vehicle has four pins, the brakes have no way to work.
A controller is the box in the tow vehicle that sends power to the trailer's brakes when you press the pedal. It lives in your vehicle, not on the trailer, so it is yours to have or not have.
The number is on the sticker inside your driver's door. Compare it with the trailer's empty weight plus everything you are putting on it, which is the figure the trailer actually weighs on the road.
The parts
People say hitch for the whole arrangement, and it is really four separate things bolted to each other. Knowing which one is which is most of being able to ask the right question.
The two sizes have to agree. The ball and the coupler are the only pair of parts on this list that must match each other exactly, and they are stamped so you can check it without measuring anything.
The number on the ball
Almost every trailer you will meet takes one of three: 1-7/8 inch, 2 inch or 2-5/16 inch. The widest and the narrowest are under half an inch apart, and at arm's length in a driveway they are hard to tell apart by eye.
So read the stamp instead. It is on the flat top of the ball, and the coupler carries its own on the side or underneath. If the two numbers are not the same, the answer is a different ball, and a ball is a cheap part.
Ball mounts are usually sold without a ball, and plenty of people own two balls for the two trailers they borrow.
Tongue weight
Tongue weight is simply how much of the loaded trailer is pressing down on the ball. It is not a setting. It is a consequence of where you put the heavy things.
The figure people aim for is roughly ten to fifteen per cent of what the loaded trailer weighs, and the way to get there is to put the heavy item slightly ahead of the trailer's axle instead of behind it. Too far back and the trailer wags. Too far forward and your steering goes light.
Load it, then look at your vehicle from the side. A tow vehicle sitting level is doing better than any number you can guess at.
Wiring and brakes
Trailer lights are not optional and they are not the only thing in that cable. The pin count tells you what the trailer can and cannot do once it is hooked up.
Test the lights with somebody standing behind. Brake, left, right, hazards. A blown trailer bulb is invisible from the driver's seat, and it is the single most common thing wrong with a trailer that is otherwise ready to go.
Weight
What your vehicle has to be rated to pull is the trailer's empty weight plus everything you put on it. Not one or the other. A bare utility trailer is a light job for most half-tons and the same trailer with a machine on it is a different question entirely.
Your own number is on the sticker inside the driver's door. The trailer's empty weight and what it is allowed to carry are on its rating plate, usually riveted to the tongue or the frame near the front. Both numbers are printed on the things themselves, which is why neither of us should be guessing at them.
Weight is not the only limit. A long trailer behind a short vehicle is harder to hold straight than the arithmetic suggests, and reversing one is a skill worth practising in an empty lot before you need it at somebody's gate.
Getting it wrong
None of this is written to frighten anybody off. Towing is ordinary, and thousands of people do it on a Saturday without incident. These are simply the five failures that account for most of the ones who do not.
A 2 inch coupler will drop over a 1-7/8 inch ball and feel latched. It is sitting on the ball instead of around it, and the first dip in the road lifts it off. Your safety chains are then the only thing attached to your vehicle.
The trailer starts to wag behind you, gently at first and then faster, and braking in the middle of it makes it worse. This is what people mean by sway, and it is almost always a load packed too far back.
The back of your vehicle squats, the front lifts, and the steering goes light exactly when you need it. Your headlights end up pointing at the trees.
The trailer pushes you through every stop. On a dry road you notice it. On a wet hill you find out how much of your stopping distance was the trailer's job.
Crossed under the coupler, they make a cradle that catches the tongue if it ever comes off the ball. Hanging straight, the tongue goes past them and digs into the road.
Before you pull away
Then pull forward a few metres and brake gently, before you are anywhere near a road. Anything badly wrong announces itself in that first stop.
Still not sure
That is a thirty second conversation and it has saved a lot of wasted trips. A photo of the back of your vehicle tells us the ball, the plug and usually whether you have a controller, and we will tell you straight whether it will work.
If you are looking at hiring one of ours, each trailer's own page lists exactly what it wants and explains how to check each one, with pictures. Those are the numbers that count, and they are on the trailer's page because they differ from trailer to trailer.
Towing questions and rental questions are both answered on the FAQ, under Trailers.
Ask us
Tell us what the car is and what it's doing, and we'll come back to you with a price. Texting is the quickest way to get hold of us.
Next opening: Monday. If the car has stopped you driving, say so and we'll work around it.
We rent trailers too, from the same driveway. An equipment trailer and an enclosed cargo one.
Or send it over: your number, the car and what it is doing, one question at a time. It takes a minute and we price it from that.